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kyleshank:

Whats wrong with the beer we got?  It drank pretty good don’t it.

Watch from 5:20 in.  This is an actual session from the Alabama state House on the alcohol content of beers.

Danville, Kentucky went moist* in 2004 and it was quite a fight. The Baptists came out in force against it but we beat them back with our economics stick.

* “moist” in this case means that restaurants that seat more than 100 people and make at least 70% of their revenue from food sales can serve beer, wine and liquor. One restaurant was nearly pressured out of business because of its “bar-like atmosphere” though it was meeting those numbers easily.